Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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