Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize