i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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