I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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