he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
