Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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