Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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