Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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