People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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