Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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