SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
