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I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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