I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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