writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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