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(630): View more from Illinois

hot girl, 5 o clock

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do you know how to read a clock?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.

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(619): View more from California

He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..

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(503): View more from Oregon

The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck

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(501): View more from Arkansas

The fabulous human disaster: it is him

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(631): View more from New York

But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking

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