Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
vagina is talking i cant
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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