Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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