whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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