he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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