I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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