He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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