Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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