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(916): View more from California

Hey you

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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

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(212): View more from New York

I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.

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(281): View more from Texas

We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Trying to grind with crutches was not a success

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe

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She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.

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