How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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