is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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