He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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