Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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