alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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