I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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