are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
