so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
you never un-have a 4some
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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