absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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