Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Small penises have feelings too.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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