I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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