brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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