just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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