no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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