hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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