sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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