you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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