Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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