just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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