I'm eating all of the evidence.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just googled if crying burns calories
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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