you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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