Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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