i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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