They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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