4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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