North Korea, Best Korea!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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