so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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