Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
you never un-have a 4some
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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