yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
A bitchslap is in order.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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