spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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