Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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