Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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